Friday, May 9, 2008

In my birthday suit!

I woke up this morning answering calls and receiving text messages! Will this continue tomorrow? Nah! I was born only one day afterall. Too bad cos I can live like this for the rest of my life. I don't mean in my birthday suit! Who's going to live the rest of her life naked? Not me! According to princesa and afrobabe, Mba nu! I'm talking about soaking up for eternity in all the sweet attention I'm getting from everyone else but my mom and sis.


Those two ganged up against me this morning and refused to sing me happy birthday song! They said I woke them up demanding it of them [Which is true] and so it won't flow as it ought to.

To make them feel bad, I kept singing "happy birthday to me" while in the bathroom. It didn't work so I've decided not to give em my cake!

You wanna see the cake?


Ain't she chocolatey gorgeous like me?! Ignore that hole in the middle. I had to have a taste of the cake and I wasn't patient enough to wait so... I wish I could give all of blogville a slice but seeing y'all are so far away and that the cake ain't even large enuf to go round, I'd just eat your share and think about y'all in the process. So don't be surprised if you suddenly taste some sweetness in your mouth today. I'm eating and thinking about you!
Do I feel any different today? Not at all. Still I remember when I was nine and how important birthdays were to me then. It was all about adventure and unwrapping presents and begging uncle Sunday to take me to Kingsway or NITC gardens. Now, it's just a reminder that you're living life every year and that God has brought you this far.


Anyway, today I wish myself and all my birthday mates around the world a great day. I also hence forth declare May 9th a public holiday!


PS:
Thanks for all your sweet buffday wishes. Y'all are the best. Stop at Smaragd's for drinks and there's an after party at afro's! C u there. Oh, the theme's "tropicana" so make sure to look colourful!

32 comments:

AlooFar said...

Cake please!

LG said...

lol@......I also hence forth declare May 9th a public holiday!

birthday gurl, have funnnnnn jare

bighead said...

Madam I don come o! Who dey here?? I say I don come. Oya put my rice, shikin and orishirishi. Happy belated birthday.

bllk wolf said...

he!he!he!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY from WOLFIEEE!!!
hope ur gonna kick some ass this time around ok!!!!
show em who's boss!!!
(looks around)
i'm not making any sense abi?u're like wat in God's name he talking about?abi?
ok o! urs trully just dey try make one big impression
i'ld luv a piece of that cake o!!
and NO SORRY EXCUSES ok!
he!he!he!!!
U've just been clawed!!!!

Today's ranting said...

Happy belatrd birthday gurl. long life and good things to come.

wellsbaba said...

awhhh...so beautiful,im sorry I didnt wish u happy birthday...lol...i knw ow u felt with all d attention I felt d same way on my birthday pple I never knew knew my birthdays called me,txt messages frm all over the world plus som1 actually called me n asked me to say anything I wantedas gift which I did n i GOT!

NikkiSab said...

Happy birthday!!! Wish u God's luv, mercy and Protection now and ALWAYS!!! !st time here n i meet cake..hmm..... i get good leg o!!!lol!!1

Afronuts said...
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Afronuts said...

First time here but what the heck?

Happy Birthday Suga plumz!

Free-flowing Florida said...

i don tey i come here true true o. sorry, ma sista. how u dey? & i forget ur birthday. ewu o. forgive me. ok, happy birthday n arrears.

that cake is so inviting. hmmm. pls, am on diet o

Uzezi said...

happy belated birthday

AlooFar said...

Me a great writer?
Wetin u come be? Ehn?

Thanks for agreeing with that post.

*hugs*

webround said...

happy birthday (in arrears)..
hope someone will bake a cake like that for me too

Smaragd said...

y.u.m.m.y cake senhora!

what drink would u like?

"Sex on the beach" or "Sex in the city" (if u like...lol)

Pina Colada, champagne, merlot, tequila....

all drinks on the house..lol

good to know u had a good day.

Allied said...

i know i am late but i am saying it

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

30+ said...

A VERY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND JOYFUL YEARS AHEAD

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