Sunday, November 30, 2008

ejura the Star!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Peeps! I've missed you all so badly. It feels like centuries! I can read a lot of you have been having loads of fun and even giving each other awards. Nobody game me anything!!!!! I demand an award NOW!!!!

Anyway, I've been busy but also kinda having fun. First of all I came 2nd best overall at the end of the bank's training school. A round of applause somebody!
Your home girl with a BA French caught on so fast on the accounting and mathematics stuff that she shut out like a rocket.
Is anyone asking why I didn't come first? Well, obviously someone beat me to it and it's fine cos she was also a girl and a friend of mine. So it was perfect! The girls told the guys what time it was. I'm wondering though-are girls more intelligent than guys or something? Womankind always seem to do better at academics than mankind. Bros make una no vex oh!

So at the end of the training school, we were asked to come up with a presentation for our graduation ceremony abi na P.O.P.
I so kicked against it because my colleagues wanted us to sing and act a drama and stuff. I thought it was childish and foolish and unnecessary and humiliating.

But what's that they say? If you can't beat em, you join em. And that's exactly what your girl did. I participated in performing this song written by another colleague and I took the tenor part. I even formed the intro for it. We performed it before our audience and we got some good applause.

Fast forward to last week. I received a call asking me and the rest of us who performed the song to report to the bank's headquarters. We got there and we were told that they kinda liked the song and would like us to have it produced in the studio.

We were all excited about it and were taken to the studio where naeto c did his "kini big deal" and where Nice did his "street sensibility" and where...It was a beautiful experience. I felt like a star for a few hours. I was a star!

We were about to leave when my name was called and I was asked to wait behind. I was asked to do a voice over for a product! I was given this script to read and had to do it all in 35 seconds. Trust your girl now! I did it to the p!

When I was done, the producer took down my number and asked me if I had ever considered a career in the media. And it's funny cos I have always been ashamed of my voice. It's always been little and kinda too soft. I never believed it had serious potential but here I am thrown unto a path I never imagined.

And trust me, e good well well to dey watch american film. E day help phonetics no be small.

So you see folks, I am a star! A bank Star!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you honestly think I deserve that award making the rounds in blogville?


miz-cynic said...

somtyms we dnt discova our talents until least expect suddenly ur thrown out their,u not only float,u do d breaststroke.

Afrobabe said...

you deserve more than an award love....

congrats...good work...

Andy said...

Awwww, the colour girl is back. i am so proud of you...keep it up

Abujamaiden said...

Congrats and welcome back

wordsmith said...

haha... can we hear the song? congrats!

LG said...

congrats and welcome bac dear'
i tot u had left us :p

darkelcee said...

You sure had fun. Welcome back dear.

Hope your bank is not giving you target for this december?

Anonymous said...

can we at least hear the song? Glad to see that u're back.

Maybe u'll be the next break-out star in Nollywood. who knows?

Standtall said...

A golden fish has got no hidde place my girl!

Multi-talented Ejura. U r a star. Yeah!

Nothing wrong in singing and dancing ke. As you saw, you were applauded (lol)

princesa said...

Babes you deserve some mega award jare!

Only you carry second overall, record music and do voiceover.

Nne Buru aka (take my hand for a handshake)jare!

THIRTY + said...

You do well ke, you deserve more than award, a round of drinks and suya for all of us will do nicely.


Jarrai said...

Seasons greetings girl xxx

zara (my alter ego) said...

lol!! u definately deserve the award making the rounds in blogsville! lol.. congratulations and keep up the hard work!! compliments of the season.. u shud update soon u know!

LG said...

ejura d star' time neva reach to update???? abi u don fashi blogville????